The Dark World Of Master Night

You have a problem.Problems accumulate in your stomach and lower back.Stress causes diseases that will kill you! Your problems are your own fault.They are your problems! Your spouse,children,co-workers, and pets do not need,want,or deserve your problems. MASTER NIGHT WANTS YOUR PROBLEMS!
You have been wanting to punish yourself for everything that is going wrong in the lives of everyone around you.It's your fault! The divorce next door! Your bankrupt boss! Your unstable children! Your fault! You hanged your girlfriend's cat because you found out that she's a prostitute and has been using you.You've been nothing but a low level sugardaddy to her.She never loved you!
How could you have been so stupid!? You fucking idiot! You blew a good thing! You had a life!
Now you need punishment for losing it all!

I swore that I would never love anyone ever again. It hurts too much when they die, leave Me, or disappoint Me. MaryJane came along just when I was doing fine and having a great relationship with Myself. She was beautiful. I was blinded by her striking green eyes, her long fine brown hair, and her gentle nature. She was My reward for getting My act together. I wanted to marry her. I should have seen the red flags. Huge crimson flags waving mightily in the turbulent wind warning Me of the danger ahead. How could a girl who had known Me for only two days possibly tell Me that she loves Me? That I would be her's and she would be Mine forever. She wanted Me to get her pregnant. I spent the whole day before Valentines Day shopping for presents for her. I called her on Valentines Day and she didn't answer her phone. She finally called Me back and told Me that she couldn't answer her phone because she was with her sugardaddy. She couldn't tell him about Me because he would cut her off. I was destroyed! I was supposed to deal with this. We were together for only two months. She called Me a low-level sugardaddy. I felt like I wanted to kill her but I don't have it in My heart to kill anyone. I have been in mourning for over a year. I have to get on with my life!
I met a jaded older woman who was attracted to Me and who I thought would heal Me. We made love for hours. I was feeling happy again. The next day she told Me that she felt that she had sinned and that now she has to repent. I didn't want to feel responsible for her going to Hell. I told her that I was glad that I had lost her to the Lord and not to a sugardaddy. She told Me that I didn't lose her. Bullshit! She chastises Me constantly because I am who and what and the way I am. I'm better off without her. The Lord can have her!
Happy Fucking Valentines Day!

I used to be such a sweet, sweet thing
until they got a hold of Me
I opened doors for little old ladies
I helped the blind to see
I got no friends 'cause they read the papers
They can't be seen with Me and I'm getting shot down
And I'm feeling mean
No more Mister Nice Guy
No more Mister Clean
No more Mister Nice Guy
They say He's sick, He's obscene
I got no friends 'cause they read the papers
They can't be seen with Me and I'm getting shot down
And I'm feeling mean
My dog bit Me on My leg today My cat clawed My eye
My mom's been thrown out of society circle
My dad's had to hide
I went to church incognito
When everybody rose,
the Reserved Smith he recognized Me
Punched Me in the nose...Alice Cooper

Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I'll be watching you
Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
I'll be watching you
Oh, can’t you see you belong to Me
How My poor heart aches with every step you take
Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
I’ll be watching you
Since you’ve gone I’ve been lost without a trace
I dream at night I can only see your face
I look around but its you I can’t replace
I feel so cold and I long for your embrace
I keep crying baby, baby, please...
Oh, can’t you see you belong to Me
How My poor heart aches with every breath you take
Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
I’ll be watching you
Every move you make
Every step you take
I’ll be watching you
(The Police)

Dear God,
Hope you got the letter, and...pray you can make it better down here.
I don't mean a big reduction in the price of beer,
but all the people that you made in your image,
see them starving on their feet
'cause they don't get enough to eat from God,
I can't believe in you
Dear God,
sorry to disturb you, but...
I feel that I should be heard loud and clear.
We all need a big reduction in amount of tears
and all the people that you made in your image,
see them fighting in the street
'cause they can't make opinions meet about God,
I can't believe in you
Did you make disease, and the diamond blue?
Did you make mankind after we made you?
And the devil too!
Don't know if you noticed, but...
your name is on a lot of quotes in this book,
and us crazy humans wrote it, you should take a look,
and all the people that you made in your image
still believing that junk is true.
Well I know it ain't, and so do you,
Dear God, I can't believe in I don't believe in
I won't believe in heaven and hell.
No saints, no sinners, no devil as well.
No pearly gates, no thorny crown.
You're always letting us humans down.
The wars you bring, the babes you drown.
Those lost at sea and never found,
and it's the same the whole world 'round.
The hurt I see helps to compound that Father, Son and Holy Ghost is just somebody's unholy hoax,
and if you're up there
you'd perceive that my heart's here upon my sleeve.
If there's one thing I don't believe in it's you....
(XTC)

Mistress Godiva

The Dark World Of MASTER NIGHT could not exist without the warmth of every sun which radiates from the hair of MISTRESS GODIVA. Her eyes, like warm honey,moisten and nourish us as She watches lovingly over us.When She smiles,a new day begins. Even I,MASTER NIGHT,am required to worship Her.The Realm would simply vanish if Her wrath were aroused. Incompetence,insolence,and disobedience are not tolerated by The Mistress and is dealt with swiftly and harshly.MASTER NIGHT is most thankful to be in Her favour. When you serve MASTER NIGHT,you pay homage to MISTRESS GODIVA.